Party Hard.

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[On occasions where someone's celebrating, like tonight with Ellie's birthday, Nick usually makes a show of it. He buys himself a drink, maybe even downs some of it, but it's never really been all that appealing. Now, though, it ought to be easier to deal with. He's got full plumbing, which is novel and, overall, more convenient for the task. He doesn't think much of it when he orders that first few fingers of scotch.

He'd been stunned when he had his first smoke after Faraday rebuilt him. Taste wasn't exactly something he was used to, and his new lungs were a little delicate when it came to breathing in smoke. He'd worn them in quick enough, to the scientist's chagrin, and the taste of tobacco had quickly become a favorite of his. When he takes that first mouthful of scotch down, right after the toast to Ellie, it takes just about everything in Nick not to immediately spit it out.

Nick swallows fast, before he can do anything but. He's not about to ruin Ellie's party by being categorically unable to hold his liquor, after all. But that shit hit hard; it felt like it stripped the color out of his silicon. The after taste was fine, maybe even better than, but the shock of that first drink rattled him. He nursed the one in hand after that but, thankfully, the sips that followed were easier to keep down.

By the end of the first, where he'd usually call it, Nick found himself wanting a second. It was a novelty and he was having fun. The Third Rail was jumping, the band was playing, Ellie was flirting with Farenheit, and everything seemed...like smooth jazz. Nick decided he was going to get another and, with unusual ease, he dropped onto the stool next to Hancock and ordered another three fingers.]

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I would literally kill a man for an edible. ALAS.

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That sticks to the ribs.

[Nick says and it's impossible to tell if he's impressed or complaining in that hoarse whisper of his. A few more sputtering coughs and his lungs calm down trying to expel the various new forms of tar. It's a wild experience, the way all those complex organic resins set off his sensors and make his system jump and skitter. He has to assume it's analogous to what humans feel, otherwise series 3 synths wouldn't be so convincing, but he hasn't the faintest.

The feeling he gets makes him hyper aware of all the resgistrations from his skin, but then shunts that data aside in favor of Hancock thumping his back, then shunts that aside to enjoy the lights, and again, and again, like he's drifting casually through a river of thought. It hits with his tipsiness and Nick's smile goes easier, more friendly, and he has to abruptly make sure he still has his hat.

He does.]

Alright, fine: that's not bad.

Cop in me can't stand that I'm enjoying reefer, but he can shut up. This is a party.

[Does he still have his hat?

He does.]

WISH I COULD SHARE BB! Usually got gummies stashed somewhere

[chem_break]

Ah, but don't it? [ The ghoul sounds fond, and puts a little more obvious affection into rubbing Nick's back. He can see the moment the synth's senses start to skew, and just watching that is enough to widen his own smile. ]

Looks like you're feelin' that. You feelin that, Slick?

[ Admittedly, Hancock is a little jealous. He's going to have to devour half of this fattie just to feel a fraction of the effect Nick's getting-- or so the ghoul can only guess, by the look on Nick's face, by the way his smile blooms like a plant unfurling to sunlight. The effect is extremely catching, though. ]

Hey, don't sweat it Lawman. Reefers not illegal here-- I know the guy who makes the rules. He says it's all above board. Taxes go to charity, you don't even gotta feel bad about it.

[ The second time watching Nick check for his hat is enough to goad the ghoul into doing something about it. Feeling impulsive and chemically silly, Hancock quickly reaches up and swaps hats with his companion. In a mere moment he is wearing Nick's hat and Nick is wearing his. ]

IT'S ALL GOOD, I am just jelly of Nick as well. Lightweights man.

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That the same guy who thinks stabbing is due process?

[Nick asks, and stares at Hancock in his fedora. That's a good look on him, but he's got it askew. Nick doesn't think anything of it, reaching to tweak it so it sits right. Once he's done that, he checks to see if he's got his hat--he does.

He does?

The shape's wrong, and the wool is warmer than his hat. Damn replacement hats. He pulls it off and stares at the tricorn for a long moment before just putting it back on his head. His sensor feed is keeping his processors busy, switching through brief threads one after another after another. It's hard to hold on to thoughts for longer than a few seconds.]

I'm feelin somethin--not sure it's the same's you, but I like it the same.

[It's so good that Hancock speaks drunk'n'high because Nick doesn't and he's mystifying himself here. That and he really just cannot stop staring at Hancock in that dashing hat.

Does he still have his hat?

He does.]

I'm gunna sleep */takes a hit and does the tag*

[chem_break]

Hey, that was totally on Finn. Guy was askin' for it. If he just bent over and kissed my boot like he was supposed to, his corpse wouldn't be feral food

[ It's a statement that could easily be extremely vicious, but it isn't. At least, not as much as it could be. Hancock plays the whole thing quite laid back, for the penchant for violence required even to form the words. The Commonwealth sure churns out some colorful kinds of people. Adapting to violence isn't an uncommon survival mechanism. ]

Don't get me wrong though; I ain't all about blood-lust, and I ain't afraid to try new things

[ He can try out a brig, why not. Worst case scenario, he'll just kill the other guy a little later. No big deal. Or hell, maybe the universe will surprise him and someone will actually smarten the fuck up after some time cooling off behind bars. Really unlikely shit happens all the damn time. Letting Nick Cop how he likes is the least he can do in service to the Synth's good heart and intentions.

Hancock realizes he's been sitting in introspect mode starring at the lights. He blinks, the colors leaving imprints on his shut lids. ]

I mean... yeah, but it's always like that. With everyone. Gunna be differences in the space between Me and You. Don't mean we can't still try to enjoy the ride together. Also, you look damn cute in my hat. Gunna take a polaroid when I get a second.

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[Unfortunately, Nick can't manage suave in a tricorn. He tilts it like he would his own hat but the effect is just not the same.]

Got to say, I don't hate you in that one. [If he thought Hancock would wear it, he'd let him have it, but it wasn't entirely in keeping with the rest of his threads. That train of thought dead-ends there, though--Nick's not a fashion icon, himself. After a brief, considering pause, he lets the thought drift away and another drifts up to occupy the space.]

Getting cuffed and thrown in the tank makes people contrite real quick, but then again so does a knife.

[Nick, as it happens, is the sort of person who gets high and just lets things and thoughts happen to him. Or maybe that's the combination of scotch and mary jane. He can't figure out which and when he tries he just keeps coming back around to the start again.]

Could always do ghoul-cop/bad-cop.

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[ The hat swap feels strange, like his scalp is super-aware of how off the fabric feels on his skin. It's nice though, seeing Nick smiling crooked and sporting the ghoul's tricorn. Satisfying, in the way of seeing your beau in your coat when it's cold. It's an affection laden, fun-and-light shade of claim-staking.

Wait hold on, should they switch coats, too? What would Nick look like in so much red? He'd look like he's Hancock's and the ghoul likes that, enough that the absent grin almost makes him drop the joint from his mouth. A hand darts up quick to catch it though, and the motion sends a pretty ribbon of smoke upwards to coil under the brim of Hancock's (Nick's) hat like a balled snake of silver air. ]

Some folk. Some folk have... other reactions. [ He's not chained to a table with his legs over Nick's shoulders, he can afford to be a little snarky about it. Also, what the hell was that booze? Hancock is not a lightweight, not by a damn long shot, but whatever that (Johnny Walker?) drink had been, it outclassed all the bathtub booze Hancock had ever choked down in his life. It hits like clean jazz fusion with the Mary Jane vocals.

The following suggestion Nick makes knocks and extremely old gesture out of the ghoul; one hand points jubilantly at Nick while the other turns to tap the spot his nose would have been. He hasn't done that in-- decades, at least, but Cross-Fading is funny business; does all sorts of interesting, unexpected things to the mind. ]

That, that's a good idea. Who the hell could keep up with both you and me goin' at 'em? You're an evil genius, Valentine-of-mine

[ That was stupidly fun to say. Valentine-of-mine. ]

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[Nick thought his other nicknames were over the top but that one had his heart all aflutter. Or, his metaphorical heart, he still didn't have a real one. Why--that is why this nickname, not why his heart, but he did pause briefly to wonder about the latter before the former.

It was the second half, obviously. It was a shame Hancock's name didn't lend itself to nicknames like that. Nick had to be a bog standard old man and just call him sweetheart. Nick realizes, after a beat, that he's been staring.]

Not many, I'd imagine. [He takes the question too seriously for a moment, tries to think if anyone might keep up. There is a short list of folk who physically could but who would never consider it and Nick strikes them off as he thinks.] Cait, probably, though she'd probably punch the law in the nose before answering a question. Vaultie's could, not sure he'd play along either, though.

[chem_break]

Okay, so we got like... two, three people tops who could keeps thier hats on thier asses with you and me grillin' 'em? Outta the whole damn Commonwealth? Not bad numbers. Couple less people might end up stabbed. Though if someone takes a stab at you? They're gettin' a stab back. That's just good karma.

[ He feels... chatty. And light, and dizzy, and damn are those lights pretty. The music feels like a heartbeat. All it takes is focus and will to slip in and out of the party chatter around them. For half a moment, Hancock hears Ellie laugh and someone crack a bottle (Hissss) and now he's thirsty and oh look, he already has a bottle, too.

Bottoms up. Oh but wait-- joint. Hancock takes a hasty pull and hands the thing over to Nick. Funny how a natural inclination like thirst led the ghoul to, instead, imbibe more chemicals and alcohol. You can lead a Ghoul to booze, but you can't... something. Nick's mentioned Var and that brings up a nagging thought from earlier, like an obnoxious pop-up.]

Speakin'a Var. He put you up to mentioning the singing thing?

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[Nick takes the joint and, without thought, draws a long breath. This time, he doesn't break into coughing fits which...results in him just absorbing more. His sensors trip in a brilliant waterfall of alerts and Nick lets his gaze track, trying to keep them in sight, despite them being behind his eyes. Hancock takes a pull straight from that bottle of scotch and, as Nick exhales, he considers trading the joint back in exchange.

Then Hancock throws him for a loop--the way Nick reels back and then immediately turns to look for Evaris is worth a thousand words. He can't find him (he's currently eclipsed by Strong), gives up, and then whips back to Hancock.]

Vaultie can sing? Since when?

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Since... I dunno, whenever the hell he came from?

[ Hm... somehow the thirst is still... thirsting. Hancock frowns at the bottle of scotch like it betrayed him. He thinks about asking Charlie too-- you know what? Nah. Charlie's busy, place is bumping. Hancock just melts over the barcounter like he's a fucking liquid, and pops up on the other side with all the ease and audacity of a guy who owns the whole damn town.

There's water hooked to a spray-hose, for dish-cleaning. The water is usually decent, as long as the filter isn't borked. Hancock does not grab a glass for a testing squirt. Instead he just pulls the trigger and fires the thing into his mouth, swallowing greedily by demand of the pasties.

Then he's standing there looking at Nick with the equivelent of a squirt gun and he doesn't think, just fires a quick shot of water straight between the Synth's eyes. ]

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[Nick watches him but it doesn't click, what he's about to do, until Hancock does it. That water hits him square in the face and Nick jumps like a startled street-cat. He jumps hard enough to knock his stool over and nearly tumble after it. For quite a long time, a shot like that? That would have been a decent risk, could have locked up part of his face if he took it wrong. After Acadia, well, it--

Doesn't do much.

It gives him a shock as it glances a raw edge on his face, but he doesn't have holes for it to drip into anymore. That all takes Nick a moment to process, longer than usual given all the consumables he's just had. When it finally ticks over he stares at Hancock, expression incredulous. A grin cracks over his face and then he's wheezing a laugh as he takes another (celebratory) hit off that joint.

Because he's Nick, he rights his stool rather than just moving to the next one over.]

You tryn'a give an old synth a heart attack? Cheeky little shit.

[Does he still have his hat?

Yes, he does. Once he's sat he pulls it off and swats the ghoul with it.]

[chem_break]

[ Hey, it was a small squirt of water-- certainly much less moisture to the face than Hancock has taken in the name of a good time. Hopefully he would have thought better if Nick had the typical damaged openings, but he has seemed more water-tight since Acadia.

The way Nick is caught completely off guard by the impish little splash already has the ghoul biting down laugher, but it does come with some concern as the stool goes toppling. ]

Shit-- ya alright? [ he manages to ask amid jailbroken snickers, and Nick's laughter frees up some more of his own. He's still shaking slightly at the shoulders when Nick swats him with his own hat. ]

Don't talk so sweet at me, we're in public. Gunna be me who has a heart attack. You'n your sexy voice sayin' words at me and expectin' me to just... live with the side effects. Unreasonable, is what it is.

[ Nooooo Nick don't smoke too much you're a newbie. Here, Hancock will take that back after your adorable victory puff. He's so responsible. How did he end up on this side of the bar. He frowns at the counter like it betrayed him. ]

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[Fine, if you're taking the joint, he's reclaiming the bottle of Johnny Walker.]

Oh please--[Nick snorts and pulls back his glass from before. He pours himself some amount, he isn't sure what, just it fits the glass okay and sets the bottle aside. With his refilled drink (and it is certainly very refilled) in hand, he gives Hancock a dry look (hah) despite the water on his face.]--as if I ever refused to help with those side effects.

[That's...a lot more explicit than Nick tends to get in public, especially at a party. It's good that nobody seems to notice them, save perhaps for Ellie who is markedly not looking in their direction. Nick settles for some feeling between embarassed and flustered and takes a drink of scotch about it. It doesn't help alleviate that but it does give him more scotch, so there's that.]

Suppose I could start doing that. [He adds, thoughtfully, more to himself than to Hancock.]

[chem_break]

No, you don't, but you don't got like... an organic dick. You lucky fucking bastard. You know how stressful it can be tryin'a keep your cool and then I hear somethin' like a camera and that's it, I'm done, I'm out, game over

[ How the bloody hell did he get over the counter like this? Sorcery, is what it is. He tries to do the liquid-morph thing he did to get over here in the first place, but it's not happening. He's just reversing a step, and going forward again, bumping into the counter like a confused roomba. ]

Think you just like seein' me all flustered. I'm on'ta you, n'your... wiles? You're really charming, it's noteven fair.

[ Charlie floats over, and without a word, lifts the part of the bar that swings open so Hancock can toddle on through. The ghoul gives his bartender a grateful tip of the hat in thanks. What the hell, where did this joint come from? ]

... I got stuck for a sec [ he reports to Nick, just in case he didn't know. ]